Five live-in babysitters have already quit, citing "strange noises, broken glass, and furniture moving."
Look, stories like this break a lot, but how is that semi-human monster not the 28th Prime Minister of Australia?
On the eve of Halloween, this church will shake your spirits.
Come, kiddies. Take another ride on the Torture Castle. There are beautiful knives, gorgeous fire places, and apes wearing crowns. It's fun, free, and FULL OF DEATH.