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Noisey Guide To

Van Morrison’s Catalog Is 40 Albums Deep, Here’s Where to Dig In

Diving into the music of one of the world's most iconic artists is a daunting task. Here's a handy guide.
Bonnie Stiernberg
12.20.18
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A Bullshitter’s Guide to Avoiding People

Our time on this planet is precious, and we should not squander it by spending it with people we don’t want to be around.
VICE Staff
8.25.18
The Noisey Guide to

The Guide to Getting into Aretha Franklin

The iconic singer's catalog spans more than half a century. Here's where to start.
Bonnie Stiernberg
8.19.18
Sex

How to Be a Great Third in a Threesome

A complete guide to finding your inner unicorn.
Allison Tierney
8.14.18
Unnecessarily Exhaustive Guides

We Reviewed All 43 Eurovision Songs

From Dutch outlaw country to Albanian hard rock to whatever Moldova are doing, here's an exhaustive guide to everything you'll hear from Lisbon this week.
Alex Robert Ross
5.10.18
Sex

This Handy Website Shows the Best Spots to Have Sex in Public

Mispicerados.com offers over 12,000 user-reviewed places for couples to bone outside the comforts of their own home.
Jordi Llorca
3.13.18
Inside Outsider

A Guide to Bum Bags for Idiots Who Missed Out

Nike was for the train station loiterers, Louis Vuitton for the bikies.
Mahmood Fazal
5.23.17
Thump

The A-Z Guide to Every Song Sampled on Drake's 'More Life'

From a biker gang doc to 'Sonic the Hedgehog,' an in-depth look at the Canadian rapper's sprawling playlist.
Max Mertens
3.25.17
Sex

How to Treat Sex Workers, According to Sex Workers

Can you ask a sex worker to lower the going rate for a blowjob because you’re such a loyal customer? And exactly how handsy can you get when you have a half-naked stripper grinding on your lap?
Maxime de Vries
2.10.17
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Taste Testing Flavoured Lube in Search of a Culinary Climax

Basically a 'MasterChef' tasting, but with five bottles of lube.
VICE Staff
12.12.16
Stuff

The VICE Guide to Tinder for Men, by a Woman

Let us help you.
Allison Tierney
12.7.16
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We Asked Male Strippers How to Look Sexy While Struggling to Take Your Jeans Off

Is really necessary to jam your pants around your heels every time? We asked some professional strippers how to avoid this.
David Allegretti
12.5.16
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