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Van Morrison’s Catalog Is 40 Albums Deep, Here’s Where to Dig In
Diving into the music of one of the world's most iconic artists is a daunting task. Here's a handy guide.
A Bullshitter’s Guide to Avoiding People
Our time on this planet is precious, and we should not squander it by spending it with people we don’t want to be around.
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The Guide to Getting into Aretha Franklin
The iconic singer's catalog spans more than half a century. Here's where to start.
How to Be a Great Third in a Threesome
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We Reviewed All 43 Eurovision Songs
From Dutch outlaw country to Albanian hard rock to whatever Moldova are doing, here's an exhaustive guide to everything you'll hear from Lisbon this week.
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This Handy Website Shows the Best Spots to Have Sex in Public
Mispicerados.com offers over 12,000 user-reviewed places for couples to bone outside the comforts of their own home.
A Guide to Bum Bags for Idiots Who Missed Out
Nike was for the train station loiterers, Louis Vuitton for the bikies.
The A-Z Guide to Every Song Sampled on Drake's 'More Life'
From a biker gang doc to 'Sonic the Hedgehog,' an in-depth look at the Canadian rapper's sprawling playlist.
How to Treat Sex Workers, According to Sex Workers
Can you ask a sex worker to lower the going rate for a blowjob because you’re such a loyal customer? And exactly how handsy can you get when you have a half-naked stripper grinding on your lap?
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Taste Testing Flavoured Lube in Search of a Culinary Climax
Basically a 'MasterChef' tasting, but with five bottles of lube.
The VICE Guide to Tinder for Men, by a Woman
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We Asked Male Strippers How to Look Sexy While Struggling to Take Your Jeans Off
Is really necessary to jam your pants around your heels every time? We asked some professional strippers how to avoid this.