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We Asked People About the Songs That Make Them Horny

There's a difference between songs to hook up to, and ones that inexplicably turn you on. A crucial difference.
Daisy Jones
7.4.19
Sex

How Many Oysters Does it Take to Get Horny: An Investigation

Turns out if I ate over a certain amount, I got very, very horny.
Laura Roscioli
6.25.19
Sex

We Are Living in the Post-Horny Era

These days, sex and love are nothing more than productivity handicaps.
Hannah Ewens
5.13.19
Music

An Appreciation of All the Bops About Hooking Up on Grindr

From Miss Benny to Britney Spears, here's a comprehensive list of songs about sending a location, pulling up, then doing that thing: 🍆💦
Alim Kheraj
1.31.19
The VICE Guide to Right Now

An Incredibly Horny Dolphin Is Terrorising Swimmers at a French Beach

The local mayor banned swimming after the animal started rubbing himself on kayaks.
Drew Schwartz
8.28.18
Sex

I Tried Aphrodisiacs Recommended by the Kama Sutra

My junk was exploited for content for a week.
Parthshri Arora
7.4.18
Louis van Gaal

Louis van Gaal Wants Manchester United to be "Horny" for Soccer

Get frisky out there, Manchester United.
Sean Newell
2.24.16
Stuff

Gross Old Men Are Hot and Bothered by War

Dropping bombs is sold as a way to liberate women, but it's also how some men get off.
Belén Fernández
8.26.14
VICE Guide to Montreal

Strip Clubs

Quebec is hands down the horniest province in Canada. As you read this sentence, somebody somewhere in Montréal is having the most dome-blowing orgasm ever.
VICE Staff
3.22.01