The image of Steve Coogan is twinned with the image of Alan Partridge, who really should not be a British sex symbol, and yet...
You're not capable of doing anything else today, let's face it.
"I've never had a proper job interview. I usually just have an informal chat and then get offered the job."
"Ryan Gosling? I don't think he is attractive at all, flapping around in a suit like a dickhead. He looks like a waiter."
Fuck this. Absolutely fuck this.
Why do people still buy porn in magazine format? I have no idea, so got a whole bunch of old school servo-style porn to find out.
The national weather institute had already officially called the summer "disappointing," but the Dutch finally got their heatwave last week.
Is it hot in here or what?! The answer is a resounding and scientifically backed-up 'yes'.
No matter how much Miss World adapts by stripping out the overt sexism, it cannot escape the fact that a beauty pageant in essence is an elaborate fuckability contest.
Tinder revealed the occupations that get the most right-swipes, so we talked to the people with the hottest jobs.
Some guys will go out of their way to get covered in my ass sweat. What gives?