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The Best TikToks of the Week According to Me

I spend a troubling amount of time on the wildly-popular video app, TikTok. The least I can do is round up the best videos I saw this week.


No One Asked, But Duterte Says He Has A Big Dick

Whatever people think when they say “big dick energy,” this ain’t it.


People Explain Why Threesomes Are Boring and Evil

A recent study looked into threesomes, but the results seemed so boring that I decided to conduct my own.


Are Cats Psychic? An Investigation

Since time immemorial, cats have been revered as spiritual creatures—so I asked a psychic to help me understand my tabby, Smidge.


John Waters Has Some Crude Advice for Aspiring Artists

"I always wanted to sell out! It’s just nobody wanted to buy me."


How to Deal with the Foodie Asshole Trying to Ruin Your Meal

What to do when a snobby dining companion drops the dreaded "You haven't had real pizza unless..." bomb.


How to Deal with a Poo That Won't Flush, According to Etiquette Experts

An ill-fated Tinder date has gone viral after a woman tried, and failed, to dispose of an errant poo out of a window—and subsequently got stuck trying to retrieve it. We asked experts how to avoid a similar fate.


This Artist Makes Awards for Men Who Do the Absolute Minimum

The woman behind the hilarious @awardsforgoodboys Instagram is sick of letting all that fuckboy bullshit slide.


Strange Pantyhose Sculptures Show the Crudeness of Sexuality

English artist Sarah Lucas stages an erotic, feminist intervention at The Legion of Honor in San Francisco.


[NSFW] Food Is Sexy in This Hungry and Horny Paper Animation

The two paper-made characters aren’t afraid to get a little hot and heavy over some spaghetti.


There's an Invasion of Floppy CGI Humanoids in Japan

After a three-year hiatus, David Lewandowski drops 'time for sushi' on an unsuspecting internet.