hypotheticals
We Can't Stop Arguing About This Stupid Meme
"I can't relate anymore. It's like I don't even know any of you."
For $1 Million Would You Spend an Entire Festival Inside a Toilet?
We asked some hygienically-minded but opportunistic people at Copresents festival.
You’re Trapped on an Island With Someone You Hate: How Long Until You Have Sex?
We asked people around Melbourne.
What Would Happen in the Minutes and Hours After the US Attacked North Korea?
A timeline of a disastrous end to one of the world's longest-simmering crises.
Who Would Win in a Fight Between Alastair Campbell and John McDonnell?
Apparently they "almost came to blows" after this week's 'Question Time'.
What Would MLK Say About Today's America?
"He would totally celebrate with Obama. They would have a heart-to-heart and Obama would be inspired even more. It would be a really awesome meeting. I can only imagine them doing dinner together and sitting in one room privately, without cameras."
How to Prepare for a North Korean Invasion
The North Korean Army is a horde of unholy super soldiers fiercely loyal to their Dear Leader. Besides building underground tunnels that stretch into South Korean territory—from which they will burst out of in a rage unknown to Western militaries—they...