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The Guilt of the Oldest Brother

I couldn’t protect my brothers from my dad, so what good was I?
Jordan Foisy
2.2.17
Stuff

What Happened When I Used an App to Try to Cure My Premature Ejaculation Issues

Yes, I gamified all my shameful orgasms.
Jordan Foisy
12.6.16
Stuff

A Celebration of Daddys: My Life in Father Figures

When your real dad is a volatile drug addict, you start looking to Homer Simpson and your landlord for fatherly advice.
Jordan Foisy
7.5.16
Stuff

The Things My Drug-Addicted Father Gave Me

When I was a kid, my dad was a charming cowboy loved by his friends. But now the only thing left of that man is a bolo tie.
Jordan Foisy
3.4.16
Stuff

We Asked Comedians to Tell Us the Worst Thing That Happened to Them in 2015

Death, Trump, cruise boat pedophilia... it was a weird year for comedians.
Jordan Foisy
12.18.15
Stuff

Why Isn't Pop Culture Better at Talking About Climate Change?

Some of the best art of the past year tackles major social issues like racism and surveillance. So why don't more TV shows and movies take on climate change?
Jordan Foisy
12.14.15
Stuff

How an Encounter with a Drunk Neo-Nazi Made Me Rethink My Pacifism

If I won't fight a goose-stepping Nazi, have I broken some kind of societal code?
Jordan Foisy
10.30.15
Stuff

We Asked Comedians Why It's So Hard to Make Fun of Stephen Harper

"It feels like punching down and in comedy you're supposed to punch up. And then you're like 'Oh wait, duh, but he's the prime minister!' but by that time he's taken away your reproductive rights. What a goof!"
Jordan Foisy
10.5.15
Film

Behind the Scenes of the Poultry-Themed, Acid-Trip Remix of 'The Shining'

"The Chickening" is here to dump a hot load of BBQ sauce all over your fancy movie festival.
Jordan Foisy
9.11.15
Stuff

An Ode to the Simple Joint, Still the Best Way to Get High

We are entering the Golden Age of Pot, and as much as we love vaporizers, poppers, and bongs that look like alien weapons, the joint remains the best way to consume marijuana.
Jordan Foisy
8.11.15
News

How a 73-Year-Old Canadian Politician Became a Bizarre Twitter Sensation

We dove deep into the psychology of Norm Kelly, who's made a habit of interjecting himself into Drake's rap feuds.
Jordan Foisy
7.28.15
Stuff

I Saw into Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s Soul by Watching His Favorite Show

It's called "Murdoch Mysteries" and it's a quaint historical police procedure that is better than it has a right to be.
Jordan Foisy
7.17.15