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10 Questions About Kate Upton's Adorable Justin Verlander Workout
Just trying to figure out what the hell is going on with all this cuteness.
Reviewing the Furious Replies to Kate Upton’s Promoted ‘Game of War’ Tweets
You can't avoid the marketing, but you can at least laugh at what people are saying in reaction to it.
The Fappening Has Revealed a New Type of Pervert
Our appetite for pornographic trespass is no longer for accidentally bared skin, but accidentally bared humanity. We want to know the setting the woman is in, the story behind each shot.
It Looks Like Breasts Have Finally Gone Mainstream
We have acheived Peak Breast. Breasts are everywhere now, and only a vocal minority seems to care when women display them proudly. There are just too many boobs floating around, and it's starting to drive me crazy.
Everyone in Portland Is Gluten Intolerant
And other stories of America's bizarre relationship with food.
How Loco Cool Ranch D'Reet Tacs and Kate Upton's Chest Beefers Keep the USA Rockin' with the Heat of a Thousand Suns
My roomie has a new gal, but we're not ever gonna be friends. Why? ’Cause when the new Loco Cool Ranch D’reet Tacs came out from The Bell, she wouldn’t even try ’em ’cause she said they give her have bad BMs. So basically, she's stupid and hates...
Welcome to My Obseshes
Here in “Obseshes” (RIP Girl News) we will talk about some stuff to like, to love, and to be obsessed with, for real but just for right now. Well, maybe for longer, but that doesn’t matter. OK? OK.