Fine, KFC, You Win: We Will Have Sex With Colonel Sanders
The chicken chain's thirsty marketing has finally worn us down. We agree to smash the 11 herbs and spices out of the colonel's buttered biscuits.
A Massive Underground Drug Tunnel to Mexico Was Found Underneath an Abandoned KFC
Feds stumbled upon the underground passageway after cops busted the building's owner with meth, coke, heroin, and fentanyl.