Lists

Lists

Who Had the Most Average 2018?

'Tis the season to celebrate the best and brightest. But what about the just fine?
Alex Norcia
12.22.18
Hell

The Absolute Worst Things About Moving House

It's highly likely that you, like me, have to move at least once a year. Here are the worst things about it
Joel Golby
4.5.18
Lists

The Dumbest Stuff People Have Bought While Drunk

Sometimes a hangover also comes with a Jeff Goldblum shower curtain, random pets, or a used golf cart.
Billy Eff
3.23.18
festive cheer

All The Shit You’re Going to Have to Do This December

Or: Somebody Is Going to Offer You a 'Snowball' and You Have to Pretend That It's Nice.
Rosie Hewitson
12.12.17
Halloween

What Your Halloween Costume Says About You

Mostly it says you're a dickhead.
Joel Golby
10.26.17
writers

The Definitive Differences Between Real Writers and Fucking Fakes

Do: be depressed as fuck. Don't: accept edits.
Issy Beech
Isabelle Hellyer
5.23.17
Weed Week

Ranking the Synonyms for Weed From Best to Worst

Time to indulge in some of that dank...devil's lettuce?
Isabelle Hellyer
5.13.17
partying

How Your New Year’s Eve Is Going to Go This Year

There are only eight possible options for New Year’s Eve. Come, let us explore them.
Joel Golby
12.30.16
Features

10 Ambient and Classical Records That Shaped CFCF and Jean-Michel Blais’ Music

From Alice Coltrane to a 70s Polish symphony, the Montreal artists share some of their favourite albums.
Max Mertens
11.16.16
Features

The 31 Best Electronic Horror Movie Soundtracks of All Time

Harrowing synthesizer lines have long been synonymous with the guts and gore of the cinema’s scariest corners, so here’s a list of the genre's most essential scores.
THUMP Staff
10.26.16
Stuff

Here’s Everyone You’re Currently Locked in a WhatsApp Group Chat With

One thousand people, all saying "LOL" at once.
Joel Golby
9.23.16
Stuff

What Your Facebook Profile Photo Says About You

What starts out as a fun and relatable list soon turns into an exercise in self-loathing.
Joel Golby
7.5.16
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