Lists

Gender

Just a Few of the Lies Women Have Been Sold

From: you read too much into everything, to: you're definitely getting abducted at some point.
Emma Garland
Lauren O'Neill
Hannah Ewens
Daisy Jones
a day ago
important lists

What Your Favourite Drink Says About You

From the perspective of a disdainful bartender.
James Greig
2.21.19
VICE On All 4

Here are Some of the Best VICE Documentaries and TV Shows

The best VICE documentaries – TV shows, standalone films, that Fyre Festival one – and how to watch them.
VICE Staff
1.31.19
Lists

Who Had the Most Average 2018?

'Tis the season to celebrate the best and brightest. But what about the just fine?
Alex Norcia
12.22.18
Hell

The Absolute Worst Things About Moving House

It's highly likely that you, like me, have to move at least once a year. Here are the worst things about it
Joel Golby
4.5.18
Lists

The Dumbest Stuff People Have Bought While Drunk

Sometimes a hangover also comes with a Jeff Goldblum shower curtain, random pets, or a used golf cart.
Billy Eff
3.23.18
festive cheer

All The Shit You’re Going to Have to Do This December

Or: Somebody Is Going to Offer You a 'Snowball' and You Have to Pretend That It's Nice.
Rosie Hewitson
12.12.17
Halloween

What Your Halloween Costume Says About You

Mostly it says you're a dickhead.
Joel Golby
10.26.17
writers

The Definitive Differences Between Real Writers and Fucking Fakes

Do: be depressed as fuck. Don't: accept edits.
Issy Beech
Isabelle Hellyer
5.23.17
Weed Week

Ranking the Synonyms for Weed From Best to Worst

Time to indulge in some of that dank...devil's lettuce?
Isabelle Hellyer
5.13.17
partying

How Your New Year’s Eve Is Going to Go This Year

There are only eight possible options for New Year’s Eve. Come, let us explore them.
Joel Golby
12.30.16
Features

10 Ambient and Classical Records That Shaped CFCF and Jean-Michel Blais’ Music

From Alice Coltrane to a 70s Polish symphony, the Montreal artists share some of their favourite albums.
Max Mertens
11.16.16
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