Internet Exploring

Some Genius Combined Morrissey Lyrics with Amazon Reviews of P90X

With lyrics auto-populated by a predictive text generator, the song is an AI-created masterpiece of music and peak physical fitness.
Dan Ozzi

Johnny Marr Is On Another Planet and Wants Us to Join Him

On his new album 'Call the Comet,' the ex-Smiths guitarist finds defiance and offers solace in escapism as the world crumbles before our eyes.
John Ochoa

What It Really Means to Separate the Art from the Artist

We spoke to Kanye, Brand New, R Kelly and Morrissey fans about that feeling when your fave becomes problematic.
Fergal Kinney
In Memoriam

Things We Can Leave Behind in 2017

Sayonara! Thanks a lot for sucking!
Noisey UK Staff
Noisey News

Sorry Morrissey, Der Spiegel Has Audio Proof You're Still an Asshole

Turns out he said exactly what he said they said, quelle surprise.
Lauren O'Neill
Noisey News

Morrissey Says He’s No Longer Doing Print Interviews, World Rejoices

If you believe in a deity, now is the time to give thanks.
Lauren O'Neill
Noisey News

Morrissey is a Grown Baby Who Didn't Perform Last Night Because The Stage Was Too Cold

The Mariah of rock strikes again.
Noisey UK Staff

'England Is Mine' and the Airbrushed Rock Star Biopic

Why it's frustrating to see male rock stars presented as romanticised versions of themselves on film.
Tim Hakki

The New Morrissey Biopic Returns to a Time Before He Was a Problem

It doesn't have the legal rights to use any of music and only focuses on his early, pre-Smiths life - so who exactly would want to watch it?
Phoebe Hurst
Holy Shit

Hear The Smiths' First Ever Demo of "There Is a Light That Never Goes Out"

Get ready to feel some feelings, friends.
Lauren O'Neill
Noisey News

The Smiths Announce The "Queen Is Dead" Super Deluxe Edition

"The Queen Is Dead" gets a revival.
Noisey Staff
Internet Exploring

These Shiba Inu Videos Set to "This Charming Man" Are the Only Time the Smiths Have Ever Been Happy

Why pamper life's complexity when these dogs are so adorable?
Phil Witmer