Some Genius Combined Morrissey Lyrics with Amazon Reviews of P90X
With lyrics auto-populated by a predictive text generator, the song is an AI-created masterpiece of music and peak physical fitness.
Johnny Marr Is On Another Planet and Wants Us to Join Him
On his new album 'Call the Comet,' the ex-Smiths guitarist finds defiance and offers solace in escapism as the world crumbles before our eyes.
What It Really Means to Separate the Art from the Artist
We spoke to Kanye, Brand New, R Kelly and Morrissey fans about that feeling when your fave becomes problematic.
Things We Can Leave Behind in 2017
Sayonara! Thanks a lot for sucking!
Noisey UK Staff
Sorry Morrissey, Der Spiegel Has Audio Proof You're Still an Asshole
Turns out he said exactly what he said they said, quelle surprise.
Morrissey Says He’s No Longer Doing Print Interviews, World Rejoices
If you believe in a deity, now is the time to give thanks.
Morrissey is a Grown Baby Who Didn't Perform Last Night Because The Stage Was Too Cold
The Mariah of rock strikes again.
Noisey UK Staff
'England Is Mine' and the Airbrushed Rock Star Biopic
Why it's frustrating to see male rock stars presented as romanticised versions of themselves on film.
The New Morrissey Biopic Returns to a Time Before He Was a Problem
It doesn't have the legal rights to use any of music and only focuses on his early, pre-Smiths life - so who exactly would want to watch it?
Hear The Smiths' First Ever Demo of "There Is a Light That Never Goes Out"
Get ready to feel some feelings, friends.
The Smiths Announce The "Queen Is Dead" Super Deluxe Edition
"The Queen Is Dead" gets a revival.
These Shiba Inu Videos Set to "This Charming Man" Are the Only Time the Smiths Have Ever Been Happy
Why pamper life's complexity when these dogs are so adorable?