Newcastle's Giant Penis Tower is Set for Demolition
The phallus-shaped structure will be demolished in four sections: starting with the head, presumably, and moving down the shaft.
FRITZ Is The Self-Aware Teen Making Sunny/Sad Surf Rock
We're premiering the video for FRITZ's wonderful new song "Summer Holiday", a dazed indie-rock jam about losing friends, a boyfriend, and self-confidence. Catch the video and read our interview with FRITZ.
Dangerous 'Superman' Pills Are Back in the News
Amsterdam, London, the Gold Coast, and now Newcastle.
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The Cult: Nobby Solano
Almost two decades after he first arrived in England, Nobby Solano remains beloved of Newcastle fans and trumpet aficionados everywhere.
Former Newcastle Midfielder Cheick Tiote Dies in Training
Tiote, 30, collapsed while training for his current club Beijing Enterprises
King Single and Angelo’s Split EP Runs Thicker Than Water
Family connections and Pinoy heritage run deep on King Single and Angelo’s split record.
Inside the British Bare-Knuckle-Boxing Underworld
There's a certain beauty to watching grown men pummel one another in the face.
Clive Martin, Photos: Tom Beard
fond old football cliches
Double Or Quits: The Glorious Cliche Of The Relegation ‘Six-Pointer’
With struggling Stoke hosting shabby Sunderland this weekend, the first relegation ‘six-pointer’ of the season is on its way. Here, we explore the psychology of the old cliche, and remember some of the best six-pointers in recent memory.
football statues: shit or not shit?
Rating Statues of Footballers Purely On Artistic Merit
With Alan Shearer’s new statue at Newcastle being widely compared to Dale Winton, we have decided to rate football’s most famous sculptures on artistic merit alone.
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Griffiths, Gayle and Arda Turan: Goals of the Week
Goals are football's most crucial ingredient, without which the sport would lose all flavour. Without further ado, let us behold the best goals of the past week and revel in their absolute deliciousness.
UK Sports Staff
saints sinners and the occasional bomb scare
St. Totteringham and His Healing Hands: The Premier League Review
As we lament the last day of the season, we can at least take solace in Spurs doing a Spurs and all the banter about bomb scares.
farewell to the premier league
The End is Here: This Weekend In The Premier League
The curtain falls on another Premier League season, the applause dies away, and we are left alone in the auditorium of solitude.