We are happy to report that the Finals MVP is back on his bullshit.
But the Golden State Warrior guard later pulled off an impressive number of pars and a birdie to come away with an impressive first round.
You could make a mountain of a molehill about this—it's the offseason; you're entitled to—but it's pretty fun either way.
It's fun. It's silly.
Solid own, friends.
To be fair, he was asking for it.
Draymond Green came out to Game 1 against the Trail Blazers trying to fuck people up today.
It's really hard to tell if stupidity is hitting the point of contagion or not.
Math, like Father Time, remains undefeated.
Granted, whoever slapped the headline on to the story might be forgetting another certain area team that also blew a 3-1 lead...
Though $2,000 is probably good karma for Jefferson—he did get away with that suspicious trip at the end of the game, after all.