How Getting Sober Finally Made Me Cool
I worried that my decision to stop drinking meant trading in my identity as a Fun Person to become a bummer. Instead, my world got bigger.
What It's Like to Have Your First Professional Fight at 39
After nearly dying as a rock star, my life took a dramatic turn.
How to Party at Pride If You're Sober
Mental preparation is just as important as a backpack full of seltzer.
Gritty Photos of the Highs and Lows of Mexico City's Underground Nightlife
"My most creative and calm moments happen at night while the fucking bureaucrats sleep."
A Zero Tolerance Drug Policy Doesn't Mean Zero Deaths
Two people died at Defqon.1 festival in Sydney over the weekend. Three others are in critical condition, and another 700 had to seek medical assistance during the festival. This has to stop, and it won’t stop through zero tolerance.
The Story of How I Finally Quit Rack
It’s not just because I’m tired of being a bloodsucking ghoul. In 2018, blow isn’t what it used to be.
We Toured Alice Springs' Worst Rated Nightclubs—2018!
Or: we toured Alice Springs' only nightclubs.
We Toured Sydney's Worst Rated Nightclubs—2018!
Using internet ratings as a guide, we set out for a wild night in bad places.
MDMA Mimics a Genetic Disorder Called 'Cocktail Party Syndrome'
Williams syndrome is often called the opposite of autism—so researchers believe MDMA could help people on the autism spectrum.
We Toured Darwin's Worst-Rated Nightclubs: 2018!
If you like beer in plastic cups—Darwin.
101 Ways to Ruin a Party
You've been to a party. Here is every possible way to ruin it.
Partying With Sumo Wrestlers Almost Killed Me
Now I’ve done a lot of stupid shit in my life. But squaring off with world champion Sumo wrestlers in the parking lot of a Russian hotel is among the stupidest.