The bad Santa was in the process of breaking in to a pharmacy when disaster struck.
Condoms cost about £50 each, while the government is trying to teach women how to make their own pads, with fabric.
A drug called colostin used to be our last line of defense. But researchers have found bacteria in China that's colistin-resistant, and they're certain it will spread.
A couple allegedly used their small pharmacies in Ridgewood, Queens and Greenpoint, Brooklyn, to dish out the drug on an historic scale.
For people with autoimmune diseases, the TPP could make our medication exorbitantly expensive and confine us to a life of pain and isolation.