Noisey News

Sorry, Arctic Monkeys Aren't Releasing Any Singles Ahead of Their New Album

Fans will have to wait until May 11 to hear 'Tranquility Base Hotel and Casino' in full, representatives of the band have confirmed.
Lauren O'Neill
Ryan Bassil's Fantastical Emporium of Music as Magic (and sometimes shit)

An Ode to Spring and 2008-2012’s Hipster Runoff Generation

Surely someone out there shares my passion for those post-recession years in mp3 blog music? Hello????
Ryan Bassil
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LCD Soundsystem to Headline Pitchfork Music Festival 2017

A Tribe Called Quest and Solange have also been announced as headliners for the Chicago event.
Alexander Iadarola
Holy Shit

Kanye West Has Asked Mark Zuckerberg To Spot Him $1 Billion

The rapper has also asked the The New York Times, Pitchfork, and Rolling Stone to stop commenting on black music.
Noisey Staff
Holy Shit

Frankie Cosmos Performed Inside the World's Largest Model Railroad

And there's a video of it because, hey, why not?
Noisey Staff
Remembering the Hipster

How Did the Hipster Become Mainstream?

The true hipsters have become too mainstream to remain hip, and the mainstream itself has reacted by picking up that which was once alt.
Drew Millard
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Condé Nast Bought Pitchfork, But the Moral of the Story is "Millennial Males"

The numbers suggest that Pitchfork's readership really does skew towards young males—so why is everyone mad?
Michelle Lhooq

My Friend Made a Zine Out of Her Dad’s Reactions to Pitchfork’s Top 10 Albums of 2014

"I'm looking for a window to jump out of but I'm only on the first floor."
Pitchfork Festival 2015

10.0! We Gave Pitchfork Scores to Every Band Playing Pitchfork Music Festival

If there are two things people associate with Pitchfork, it's their annual festival and their complex numerical scoring system. So we combined them!
Noisey Staff

What Song Is That?

We asked people what music they were playing at work.

What Song Is That?

We asked people what music they were playing at work.
Pitchfork Festival 2014

Do Pitchfork Music Festival Attendees Know the Pitchfork Scores of Their Favorite Bands?

We wanted to know if these fans would ride or die with the decimal points above the records of their favorite bands.
Andrew Winistorfer