There are plans to start running test flights of the 'hypersonic' jet in the mid-2020s.
"As we went past the flight attendants on the way out, one said 'Be more subtle next time.'"
Apparently not, judging from the way he just abandoned one while he was boarding Air Force One over the weekend.
She wound up screaming "shut up, bitch!" at a passenger and giving everyone the finger on her way off the plane.
Turns out the middle of a flight is a bad time to get those gains.
C'mon man, take a nap or something.
They had one job...
After the toilets onboard started overflowing from a flushed diaper.
Airport security somehow mistook it for a bomb.
"Things were flying. Passengers throwing up. Scariest flight of my life," one passenger said.
But hedgehogs, ferrets, snakes, and spiders are a no-go.
“There was poop falling through my sunroof, all over myself, all over my son, all over the inside my car.”