Doctors in Vietnam treated a severe case of methanol poisoning with a strong dose of tinnies.
When Sergei Skripal and his daughter were poisoned in Salisbury earlier this year, the cathedral city felt the fallout for months.
Burra's locals have been finding dead birds since Wednesday.
This surpasses "cartoonish evil" and enters into the realm of "Shakespearian irony."
Two tragedies were narrowly avoided in Australia over the past couple of weeks, ostensibly through the use of alcohol to treat poisonings, one in a dog, and another in a human. I called poison control to separate fact from fiction.