The Minneapolis/NYC band have finally released their debut album of scorching crust inspired punk.
We won't have time for emotions in our beige future.
Apparently, the lure of spying on other people's lives is too much for anyone to resist.
Or do they all just look like meat covered in slime?
These people have had some pretty awful vacay experiences.
Cannibalism is only one bad vacation away.
Not everyone can die with my girlfriend, before you all start asking.
It’s been pretty fun dominating the planet and everything, but let’s face it—someday, probably someday soon, we’re all going to die.
Surprisingly, everyone we talked to had an answer for this one. What is wrong with you people?
Last night, we noticed that the guy from "City Slickers" was hosting the Oscars for the 47th time. We wondered if the average Joe on the street remembers who that guy is.