“We should drink her blood too.”
“The price of a pint.”
According to research, one in 10 say it after a week. But as we discovered, most people wait a lot longer.
"I just feel very shocked when people use it."
In the wake of May's not-so-shock resignation, I went to Westminster to see how people felt about her departure from Number 10.
“Forget the old gods and the new, it’s sex God Pod.”
In the wake of this week's major Extinction Rebellion actions, I went out on the streets of London in search of willing climate martyrs.
"I’d be too scared that it would malfunction, short circuit and blow my dick off.”
Researchers are getting volunteers to trial a sperm-slowing gel, to rival vasectomies (bit extreme) and condoms (widely hated).
"After three weeks—I was very young so don’t judge me—I told her that I loved her. Then it went on for six years."
"I'd be reincarnated. I need to see Richmond win another premiership."
"People who say they like food more than sex need to orgasm a bit more."