The list of things I've had to do to scrub my relationship from my phone is long and depraved.
The couple were legally wed a year ago. Now, they're making it official-official.
When a member of a polycule gets pregnant, everyone faces new choices about how to adjust their relationships.
According to research, one in 10 say it after a week. But as we discovered, most people wait a lot longer.
He walked into the police station to lodge a complaint with nothing but a hat protecting his junk.
"No wonder you're still alone. Enjoy masturbating forever."
How do you tell someone who’s just paid you a compliment that you’re borderline suicide hotline fodder and one well-meaning remark away from relapse?
"You could be a stone-cold fox and still only notice your scars, wrinkles, and that random dark spot on the underside of your left knee."
Well, he won the breakup.
Nothing matters anymore.
Way to go, internet.