You've been to a party. Here is every possible way to ruin it.
Debunking the "Miracle of the Sesh".
Everything you are going to regret saying this weekend.
And then denies using any of the white powder racked up in the pictures.
And absolutely tortured myself in the process.
They were caught and arrested, if you can believe it.
What 100,000 people look like after five days of partying.
Your soul is being squabbled over by two opposing weekend-shaped demons: Virtuous You and Punished You
"Dan & Dan was here, out our nuts on cocaine! Massive love for the sesh!"