The Up in Flames Issue

Porn Star Summer Brielle Shares Your Pervy Instagram DMs with the World

When one fan messaged her saying he'd like her to suck him like a popsicle, Brielle replied, "I bite popsicles in half and deposit them into food processors before force feeding the resulting slushy to other popsicles."
Chris Nieratko
The Crown and Sceptre Issue

Chris Nieratko Hates Condoms and Loves Celebrity Sex Tapes

In this month's 'Skinema' column, Chris Nieratko takes a look at Condemned.
Chris Nieratko
The Road to Nowhere Issue

Lex’s Tattooed Vixens

Spoiler alert: If you're new to this column you should know I rarely ever speak about the porno I'm reviewing.
Chris Nieratko
The Make Believe Issue

Review: Hot Tub Whore Machine

I tried to follow plot of this movie where a busty porn star goes back in time to get gangbanged by an 80s hair-metal band, but my mind kept trying to imagine what I might do if I had a time machine of my own.
Chris Nieratko
The Magic Hour Issue

Is My Sense of Humor Going to Put Me in Prison?

It dawned on me yesterday just how easily I could be framed for killing my wife and how no one could save me from my own stupidity.
Chris Nieratko
The Off the Deep End Issue

Take No Prisoners

I don't know what it's like in most prisons, but if it's anything like what I endured—scheduling times to go skate between getting one kid on the bus and dropping the other off at preschool—then I truly feel sorry for the masses of incarcerated men and...
Chris Nieratko
The Uganda Love This Issue

Inappropriate Vices

I was bored out of my mind last week, so I decided to attend my 20-year high school reunion. I don't know what I was thinking.
Chris Nieratko
The Outta My Way, I’m Walking Here Issue

My Friend Has Inked Some of the Worst Tattoos of All Time

I'm not talking ironic hipster tattoos of bacon or Rambo; I'm talking praying hands pressed together holding a machete or an Uzi in preparation for a holy war.
Chris Nieratko
Meet the Nieratkos

Catching Up with the Actress Formerly Known as Belladonna

Belladonna's fans have been wondering what she's been doing since leaving porn, and I'm sure they were shocked to see her pop up in Inherent Vice. I decided to call up the star of Dick Sauce to discuss how this new chapter in her life is...
Chris Nieratko
The Wall Street Issue

How It Felt to Watch My Wife Get a Boob Job

I consider myself a pretty well-traveled dude, but I still fainted at the sight of my wife's new breasts.
Chris Nieratko
The Dirty Laundry Issue

Nikki Benz: Jungle Fever

I've never understood why regular, ordinary sex with a black man is still seen as so taboo or risque for white porn actresses.
Chris Nieratko
The Do It Well and Leave Something Witchy Issue

BBQ TitMasters

For years I've wanted to make a barbecue-themed porn flick, and now Joanna Angel has completely ripped me off. This blatant plagiarism will not stand!
Chris Nieratko