What It’s Like to Find Your 17 Sperm Donor Siblings on the Internet
Growing up, I always wanted sisters and brothers. But I had no idea how many I'd find when I signed up for the Donor Sibling Registry.
I'm Trying to Get Pregnant with a Stranger's Sperm and It's Going Horribly
Unlike our friends who stop refilling their birth control and get pregnant, for us "trying" does not involve regular romps. Rather, it requires countless doctors' appointments, thousands of dollars of out-of-pocket fees, and mind-numbing bureaucracy.
My Husband’s Sperm and the Lesbians Who Want It
Michael, my husband, is a strapping six-foot-four dream with strong German-Irish-Swedish blood by way of the Midwest. There are Ivy-leaguers in his family. His grandfather lived to be 90. His sperm is liquid gold.
Natural Insemination: Tinder for People Who Want to Get Pregnant
Natural Insemination is exactly what it sounds like—sexual intercourse that's supposed to result in pregnancy. Only instead of being the planned outcome of a relationship or the accidental result of an awkward hookup, it's facilitated by the internet...
My Trip to the Sperm Bank was Anticlimactic
I went to a sperm bank yesterday and learned all about clichés. This wasn’t the original plan. The original plan was to learn about discrimination through sperm donation, but that didn’t really work out.
The Glory Hole Got a Twenty-First Century Makeover
Good news! As you may have heard, the Chinese have invented a hands-free automatic sperm extractor for donors, which is basically just a flashlight vagina attached to a giant refrigerator/computer. As a donor child, I think it is total bullshit that we...