The Best Way to Steal a Shark Is by Pretending It's a Baby, Apparently

Video footage shows a trio of thieves waltzing into a Texas aquarium, swaddling the shark, and wheeling it out like a baby in a stroller.
Drew Schwartz
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A Thief Apologised for Stealing From Woolworths After 43 Years

The guilt gets you in the end.
Wendy Syfret

Watch Thieves Casually Steal $27,000 of Mac Gear from an Apple Store

They just jog around grabbing computers while everyone inside watches.
River Donaghey
Australia Today

There's Still Nothing More Australian Than Scanning Everything as Carrots, Apparently

Sixteen percent of you agree.
VICE Staff
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Watch This Man Brazenly Steal a $45,000 Banksy Print

The print was stolen from a Toronto exhibit housing the anonymous artist's “anti-capitalist” work.
Mack Lamoureux
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Convicted Thieves Talk About the Stuff They’ve Had Stolen in Prison

Full circle.
Mahmood Fazal
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A Mysterious Woman Mailed $105,000 in Stolen Art Back to a Museum

The cops are hoping to get in touch with her to find out how the work was jacked in the first place.
Drew Schwartz
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One of the World's Largest Gold Coins Is Still Missing After Four Arrests

The 221-pound, solid gold "Big Maple Leaf" is worth more than $4 million.
Drew Schwartz

Tales of Everyday Supermarket Self-Service Checkout Scams

Behold these stories of theft, excitement and putting everything through as onions.
VICE Staff
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Someone Stole Pieces of a Saint's Brain from an Italian Church

Strangely enough, it's not the first time a thief has jacked the body parts of a dead religious figure.
Drew Schwartz
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A College Kid Crawled Through His Teacher's Air Duct to Steal a Stats Exam

The University of Kentucky junior allegedly crawled through the building's passageways before dropping down through the ceiling to snag the test.
Drew Schwartz
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10 Questions You’ve Always Wanted to Ask a Kleptomaniac

Is it a mental illness or just thievin’?
Hillary Gillis