The VICE Guide to Right Now

A Drug Dealer Was Caught After Posting All These Ridiculous Instagram Photos

Levi Watson told police that he clearly wasn't a drug dealer because he didn't have any money, then posted a photo of himself lying in a literal bath of money.
Morgan Harries
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Ohio Idiot Jumps Zoo Fence and Pets Adorable, Bloodthirsty Cougars

He filmed the whole thing and posted the video on YouTube, because that's what you do when you trespass in a zoo and play with dangerous animals.
River Donaghey
The Evolutionary Resilience Issue

The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Porn Parody Review

The tagline for this <i>Walking Dead</i> porno parody is “A jizz shot was the only sure-fire way to return these undead creatures to the grave!” It reminds me of some advice I was given in my youth on how to avoid impregnating girls: “You can’t get a...
Chris Nieratko
The Raised Up Right Issue

Anal Lessons

Are there scouts in the porn business like in baseball who travel the minor-league circuit looking for the next big star? If so, I think that’s what I’d like to do when I grow up.
Chris Nieratko

This Week in Florida - We Accept Used Enemas

A CVS in Florida takes returns on four out of five used butt cleaners.
Billy Corben

This Guy's LinkedIn Password Was Probably "Dildo666"

Since LinkedIn got hacked, we were able to round up the dumbest passwords people used on the social network. Please, laugh at their shame.
VICE Staff
The Homo Neanderthalensis Issue

Wooooo Tang

Besides, oh, I don't know, <i>Vice, Wooooo</i> is the coolest magazine out now.
Amy Kellner
The Food Issue


A few weeks ago we were laughing at our buddy Ryan for claiming that ever since he started wearing matching tighty-whities and T-shirts he can't stop getting laid. It’s like a guy’s version of lingerie.
VICE Staff