"Lube station is that way. Yes, as a matter of fact, we do have dental dams."
Head up the A1 and you'll notice sex-based businesses everywhere. We called in at each one to work out why the old Great North Road has become such a popular spot for sexy stuff.
Welcome to the Chateau Vino where they don't sell alcohol, but do have 11 play rooms out back.
Chris Reynolds Gordon was both homeless and a millionaire before founding Heaven SX.