Noisey Power Rankings: November 5 - November 9
Lil Jon got snubbed by the dementia President so that's a positive in our book. But Scary Spice goes down because Baby Spice puked in her mouth once.
Ordering The Chainsmokers “Everybody Hates Me” Lyrics by Chainsmokers-Ness
"I post a picture of myself 'cause I'm lonely / Everyone knows what I look like / Not even one of them knows me" is not even top.
Who Is the Sick Boy, Really? A Meditation on The Chainsmokers’ New Single
Is it you? Perhaps.
Alex Robert Ross
All New Music Is Bad (Except for Desiigner)
How the collective desire to consume everything all the time has made music fans not able to understand anything at all.
How Did The Chainsmokers, of All People, End Up Dominating 2016?
Analyzing the bros, the music, and the voices behind the year's biggest hit-making machine.
The Chainsmokers Continue To Say Stupid Shit: "Basically Brain-Raped" Calvin Harris
It seems clear at this point that they are not getting PR training.
This Country Cover of Major Lazer's "Cold Water" Feels like Taking DMT
It's the past, present, and future, all at the same time.
Are The Chainsmokers Really "Just Frat Bro Dudes" in Disguise?
The chart-topping EDM duo's comments in a new Billboard cover story raise questions about a new flavor of dance music masculinity.
Internet Videos Of Particular Importance
Halsey and The Chainsmokers Get Uncomfortably Close Performing "Closer" at the VMAs
Mind the underboob.
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The Chainsmokers Fill Your “Waterbed” with Carbonated Electronic Pop
Mimicking bubbles with synth riffs, the track is a fizzing buoyancy.
In Defense of Taking Selfies in Depressing Places
Selfies can give meaning to lives where none previously existed—validating some and giving the rest something to make them feel superior.