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  • The VICE Guide to Pizza

    Pizza is, without question, the greatest thing ever invented by humanity. Unfortunately, everyone fancies himself an expert on the topic. It's time that we as a society put our foot down and set some guidelines for what is and isn't pizza, so we...

  • The VICE Guide to Adulthood

    We are so sick of you full-grown babies running around aimlessly—with your shoes untied and overdraft-fee receipts falling out of your pockets and grease stains on your cut-offs and employment-repellant skillsets and inability to party and go to work...

  • The VICE Guide to Business School

    If making artisanal mayonnaise in Brooklyn is how you’d like to eke out the rest of your existence, more power to you. I will eat the shit out of it. But if you want to actually afford that fancy mayo, along with a host of other fun luxury goods that...

  • Road to Ruin

    The roots of the conflict in Syria stretch back centuries—namely to the battle between the Sunni Muslim majority and a mystical-Shia sect known as the Alawites. This timeline provides some context to the recent bloodletting and its supremely convoluted...

  • The VICE Guide to School

    Going to school in the 21st century is much like it's always been, i.e. like walking a horrible, horrible tightrope of anxiety and embarrassment. Lucky for you, I possess the authority to help guide you through this terrible time. So spit out that gum...

  • The VICE Guide to Dating Rich Girls

    As long as you realize she only keeps you around to annoy her parents, it's gonna be fun.