The VICE Guide to Right Now
Mahershala Ali Says Bill Murray Did a Very Bill Murray Thing at the Golden Globes
He crashed an interview and poured vodka all over Ali's head.
Welcome to the Weird eBay Market for the Now-Defunct Trump Vodka
For anywhere from $25 to 10,000 bones, you can own a piece of the president's failed booze business.
The World's Most Expensive Vodka Bottle Has Been Found Outside a Construction Site
Surprise: It's empty.
I Followed Bottles of Vodka Home from the Shops to Meet the UK's Drinkers
If people aren't drinking in pubs any more, where exactly are they drinking?
Radioactive Man: Meet the Outlaw Guide Smuggling Tourists Into Chernobyl
Risk, romance and losing your toes inside the exclusion zone of Chernobyl.
Gentleman of the Year, The Game Compares His Former Friendship with 50 Cent to a Vagina
Somehow, Rihanna, Kehlani, and TIDAL get pulled into this.
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Charli XCX's Guide to Getting Fucked Up at Festivals
What should I do about my headache? Who shouldn’t I snog? What do I wear?
I Slept with My School Teacher, and It Was Great—but the Aftermath Was Terrible
He got me drunk in a brightly lit bar and then broke my teenage heart.
How Much Can You Drink Before It Will Kill You?
John Bonham reportedly had 16 vodka shots for breakfast, but doctors say that for most people that "meal" would be a suicide attempt.
Things I Learned as a Shot Girl
Look as sociable as possible. Dilute the shots just a little. And always head straight for the bankers and bachelorette parties.
Getting Drunk Off a Humidifier Isn't All It's Cracked Up to Be
Apparently inhaling vodka out of a humidifier is a cheap, shitty, ineffective way of getting drunk. Who knew?
Coolio Told Us About the Racists Who Tried to Stop His Pornhub Music Video Shoot
After Coolio arrived at the set, the rapper says white neighbors called the cops because they wanted him out of their neighborhood.