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Christmas Remixes the World Could Do Without

A list of tainted holiday classics.

by Parker Buckley
Dec 23 2014, 5:00am

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There are a lot of things that come to mind when we think of Christmas: Starbucks Peppermint Mochas, Christmas trees, presents, credit card debt, consumerism, and Jewish families going out for Chinese food. With the holiday being a marketing goldmine, it's no surprise that music is a huge part of the tradition as well. I went out of my way to try and find the most cringe worthy takes on Christmas songs for you, the reader. The results shocked even me. 

OMG this song is so 1955. An attempt to revive it is admirable, but Bing Crosby's "White Christmas" is simply too old to remix.

"Levels" has gotten out of control to the point where it's infiltrated Christmas. God help us all.

If there's anyone who can get Aunt Mildred twerking on the table at Christmas dinner, it's Diplo.

Just be thankful this nightmare inducing noise is only a minute long.

This sounds like something mixed by the Grinch himself.

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