Look at that monster.
Tucked away in an attic space of the VICE offices, we Web Dev-ers aren't always exposed to the sexy ongoings of the downstairs editorial world.
But after watching Pitbull's latest ode to crime dramas masquerading as a video on Noisey, I had to ask 'em to turn the air up a bit in here. It wasn't the butts or boobs that was getting me a little hot under the collar. Oh no. It was something swaying in some soft pink pants. I couldn't take my eyes off of it. Nothing like pausing meeting prep to screenshot a bald and beautiful rapper's ugly bits in front of your whole team. No shame in my game. And no shame in how low that thing, I'm thinking, swings.
I thought it was important to point out that that's a huge banana in Pitbull's pants, and it seems pretty happy to see me!
Nicole de Ayora will continue this investigation. Follow her on Twitter.