Let's be honest here, Valentine's Day is the worst—the only thing that comes remotely close to the utter shittiness that is this "holiday" are politicians. (Yes, I am available rn.)So, when you mix the twosome, well, some magical shittiness happens: it's pretty much like cutting some ipecac with diet Mountain Dew.So, with that in mind, we here at VICE thought we would count down the worst 2017 Valentine days greetings from Canadian politicians. First off, we will be starting with this doozy posted to the Alberta NDP's Facebook Page:
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1) The 'Pandering for Votes' Valentine
2) The artsy 'I'm Better Than You' Valentine
3) The 'OH MY GOD, THE WORLD IS ALL TOPSY TURVY' Valentine
4) The valentine that goes into the envelope the wrong way
5) The 'Thank You For Being a Friend' Valentine
6) The 'This Doesn't Seem Right, Does It?' Valentine
7) The 'After I Build A Pipeline to Your Heart I'm Going to Seize the Means of Production' Valentine
8) This… uh… this… one
9) The obligatory Harambe Valentine
10) The 'Lamest Valentine You've Ever Seen' Valentine
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