You Can Buy a Human Skull for a Mere $1,000 in This Toronto Store

You Can Buy a Human Skull for a Mere $1,000 in This Toronto Store

If you need a real human skull, there is only one store in Canada to get one.
December 2, 2015, 3:00pm

Jake Ouimette with a century-old cannibal trophy from the Philippines. Photos by Alexandra Heck

Driving along Weston Road, a quiet area northwest of downtown Toronto filled with old churches, restaurants, and boarded up storefronts, it's easy to trip out on the weird nostalgia that comes with seeing so many old shops with obscure signs. But there's one place where the vibe is most appropriate—an old building where the door is closed and the blinds are pulled, and there is no sign except for a little paper stuck in the window that reads: The Skull Store.

I'm here to talk to the two brothers that run the store, Jake Ouimette and Ben Lovatt, because they are the only dealers of human skulls in Canada.

Walking into the store is almost a sensory overload. Skulls and bones of almost every kind line the walls, cases, and shelves. The place smells like a distinct mix of cleaning products and musty attic.

As I find out, that's exactly what it is—Ouimette and Lovatt specialize in cleaning and selling fresh bones of animals as well as dealing with ancient artifacts, sometimes human.

An abnormal skull and a 1940's medical specimen with labels.

"We don't have a lot of human things, because they go fast," says Lovatt while leading me to the tall wooden case by the cash. In it are two heads; one is from a medical cadaver and the other is an ancient decorated skull from the Dayak tribe of Borneo.

I ask them how difficult it is to obtain these skulls and how it's even legal.

"It's actually relatively easy for us," says Lovatt, explaining that most animals require a CITES permit, which is a regulatory body that controls international animal trade. "Humans are the only primates on that planet that don't require a permit," he said.

Baffled, I quizzed the pair.

I asked them if a man came in the store tomorrow, terminally ill and said that after he dies he would like to donate his skeleton...

They both shook their heads before I could finish.

"A fresh one is a whole different game," said Lovatt.

They sell cleaned pig, sheep, and beaver skulls that many artists purchase for both inspiration and material for projects.

Due to the number of bans and rules on the trade of these specimens, most of what they deal in are antique pieces from private collections.

Lovatt explained that there are still companies that deal in cleaning and preparing medical cadavers in the United States through the official avenues. In our country he says the rules are very strict around the making of fresh medical specimens.

"In Canada we're very protective of that stuff," he said.

The medical skull on the shelf is $1,000. Lovatt says that it was from an elderly person, so the lower jaw had already degraded and someone had fitted a new set of teeth on it. He says generally, people who buy skulls are looking for unaltered specimens, so that's why it's cheaper.

An unaltered specimen goes for approximately $1,200.

Some customers are artists looking for subjects to paint, or paint on. The brothers provide coyote skulls for one tattoo shop in Orangeville that does an annual art show.

Other customers are collectors, zoos and museums. Bones from The Skull Store have even been used as props for film shoots. The brothers provided the crew of Suicide Squad with animal skeletons while they were shooting in Toronto. The brothers don't know how they were used in the movie, "but we're excited to see," said Lovatt.

Ben Lovatt and the elephant skull.

"We've had stuff in Vikings and Planet of the Apes and all that stuff as well," he said.

Sometimes, full human skeletons come through the store.

One skull they have is a 1940s medical skull covered with labels and writing. The wife of a doctor brought the skull into the store after her husband passed away. Those old bones were just sitting around, collecting dust. The brothers put the specimens on the museum side of the shop, they are not for sale.

"This," says Ouimette, pulling a large board of skulls off the top of the cabinet, "is probably the craziest thing we have."

The piece is a collection of two boar skulls with a human skull fixed to the board in the centre— a 100-year-old cannibal battle trophy from the Philippines. The entire piece is charred black, and still smells of campfire.

Ouimette and the trophy

The warriors had slain the man whose skull in now in the centre, and as part of the ritual cooked him with the two boars.

They believed that in order to channel the spirit of the killed warrior they would eat the flesh.

The pair have also had shrunken heads, elongated heads and even hands of mummies.

The pair got into the bone business after working in the exotic pet rescue. Lovatt says that they acquired some of the rarest animals on the planet and when the animals died, throwing out the carcasses seemed like such a waste.

One day one of the world's rarest crocodiles showed up in a tub on Lovatt's front door.

"It was on the edge of death and was too far gone to save. We wanted to do something to preserve it," he said.

"There's a legacy they can continue to have if they're preserved," said Lovatt.

A beaver skull close up

Ouimette was working as a contractor before teaming up with Lovatt. He was sick of getting hurt on the job and was looking for something new.

When they became business partners, "we never would have guessed it in a billion years," said Lovatt.

Their families were a little bit skeptical at first, but after the brothers were able to show their family the store they began to understand their passion.

Lovatt says after the exotic animal rescue, The Skull Store was not a total shock to the family. If anyone was going to pick a weird job, it would be them.

"Dad was happy the gators I wrangle these days are dead," said Lovatt, with a chuckle.

Lovatt holding two vertebrae from the Pilot Whale that he and Ouimette collected last spring.

The brothers have purchased private collections of bones as well as the contents from a museum that was shut down in a school in North York.

Many of these pieces are placed on one side of the store, the museum side. They are not for sale.

"People bring their kids in here on weekends," says Lovatt, explaining that there is an education and preservation aspect to their business.

Lovatt speaks passionately about each specimen in the shop. Aside from human rarities, the store has a wide variety of animal bones, dinosaur bones and other artifacts.

"We have a real raptor's egg for sale," says Lovatt.

He points out an egg, slightly larger than a mango, in the case beside the front door.

"Oviraptor from Mongolia, about 75 million years old," he said, explaining that it was dug out of the ground over 100 years ago and traded internationally through private collections before coming to them.

Bones being cleaned by flesh-eating beetles

They supply bones and artifacts to both the ROM and some zoos in Canada, as well as clean the skeletons of deceased zoo animals.

One recent project was the skull of a young elephant that passed away in the zoo. Her massive skull sits on a cart in the back room of the store.

In the same room is a massive tank that holds a lizard.

Psycho is Ouimette's pet Nile Monitor. When Ouimette is cleaning bones, Psycho loses it in his tank, waiting for scraps.

He runs around and presses his face against the glass, excited for a nibble of exotic jerky.

They lead me into the far back room, where all of the cleaning goes on. The smell of sweet, acrid decaying flesh is highly concentrated in the small space.

I try and pull my shirt over my nose as I peer into one of the fish tanks full of bugs. They use beetles to break down the flesh left on the bones. Inside the tank, half-cleaned beaver bones are scattered about, covered in flesh-eating beetles.

I get on a ladder to see in properly. The smell gets stronger.

The small room has a counter and a stove. Under the counter are Rubbermaid bins brimming with partially cleaned whale bones.

The brothers made a trip out to Nova Scotia last spring and collected the remains of a 14-foot pilot whale that had washed up on shore.

They drove back to Toronto in a Dodge Grand Caravan, filled with rotting whale.

I cringed imagining the smell.

"Febreze made a few bucks that day," said Lovatt.

A human skull that was bought with the North York School board collection. It has some sort of abnormality, possibly dwarfism.

A few large soup pots sit on the stovetop. Sometimes they have to cook the flesh off the bones.

"Bleaching and boiling are no-nos in our industry," said Lovatt, who explained that they try and avoid those two practises as it makes the bones very brittle, and in time they'll crumble and disintegrate.

Ouimette opens up a cooler filled with yellow soapy water. Inside is a beaver head, soaking to soften the flesh.

"Do you mind picking it out for me?" I ask him.

He grimaces and gets a soup strainer. The head still has its tongue, jaw meat and eyeball set far in the skull.

It's clear that there is a long way to go before it's a bleached white skull ready for sale, a steal at $85.

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