Ceaselessly Delightful Human Yasiel Puig Crashes High School Prom

Después de ganar vine a sorprender a algunos estudiantes en su baile de prom @bellaabeita pic.twitter.com/p7wUOGMrXJ
— Yasiel Puig (@YasielPuig) April 24, 2016

Oh sweet, sweet Yasiel Puig. The ways you delight us are multifarious and plenty. What are you going to do next? Lasso a cantankerous whale, and teach it how to love? Save an orphanage from bandits with multiple home runs that knock the weapons out of their hands? If you, dear reader, were to guess "crash a prom and make hundreds of teenagers' magic night even more magical," well then you nailed it. Because that's exactly what he did.

Puig decided to show up to a Denver-area high school prom in Littleton, Colorado after beating the Rockies Saturday either to A. Give Rockies fans condolences on their 4-1 loss or B. Educate some fools on who they really love: Yasiel Puig.

I mean, just take a look at this throw from the game on Friday! It's incredible. We're talking a pinpoint toss directly to the third baseman's glove, and the dude didn't have to stray an inch for the tag! Here you go:

As if to rub it in to the Rockies even more (but seriously, who am I kidding? there's not a malicious bone in Puig's body), Puig took aside the promsters' baseball team for a hello.

Chatfield Senior High Baseball Team pic.twitter.com/MSuiRhGzu5
— Yasiel Puig (@YasielPuig) April 24, 2016

Looks like a pack of Dodgers converts if you ask me.

Among other Puig antics from this week is a loving jab at his dyslexic (or drunk) fans:

What happened, guys? Too much cerveza? Hahaha I love my fans #DodgerBlue ⚾️ pic.twitter.com/TZxIOapvMN
— Yasiel Puig (@YasielPuig) April 23, 2016

Puig, do you do children's birthday parties too? What about grown men's birthday parties? Forget a pony. I just want Puig to show up to my next one for some funtime laughs.