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Jose Ramirez's Helmet Disregards Laws of Universe, Somehow Hits Him in the Ass

Either this helmet had some insane english on it, or it is not bound by science.

Somehow, this happened. Despite everything we know about objects in motion, Cleveland Indians shortstop Jose Ramirez's helmet flew off his head, bounced off his ass, followed by his left leg, and then it bounced off his right heel and got kicked backward toward the second baseman's position and out of sight before flying back into the frame and landing back on Ramirez's ass. It's like he constructed a Rube Goldberg machine for embarrassing yourself and got it to work on the first try.

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Ramirez was trying to beat out a double down the right field line, and he did, but was it worth bending space and time? For us? Obviously. For the Indians? Well, they lost to the Houston Astros 7-1.

[MLB]