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Rae Sremmurd Show Us How To Responsibly Blow Cash And Ball Out

The energetic brothers explain the little-known complexities of investing in your future so you can continue throwing dollars bills in the present.

by Noisey Canada Staff
Aug 28 2018, 4:17pm

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Rae Sremmurd live amazing lives. They are relatively young and flush with cash. Nevertheless, with great financial means comes great resp—blah blah blah we've all heard it before but from old people with Dodge Caravans not objectively successful rappers. To help fix this Swae Lee and Slim Jxmmi, just before their show at the Budweiser Stage, decided to educate us common folk on how best to slang dollar bills for the culture while spending safely.

For instance, Jxmmi says, "If you can't buy it three times over don't get it. You might have enough money to buy that Ferrari but if you can't buy it three times... get a Dodge" while Swae advises only going to the strip club six times a week at most. More importantly, the two divulge the importance of making good investments like buying stocks in Hemp-infused CBD Dog Treats and why you shouldn't buy a Rolex from the mall. *Takes notes*

Watch the video above for even more Sremm-gems.