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Timeless Eternal Poetry

Montreal oddball and digital artist Jason Harvey sent us seven supremely weird poems and illustrated gifs on important topics like Timbaland's late night existential crises and Super Bowl orgies.

TIMBALAND ALONE IN HIS STUDIO

Timbaland is all alone in his music studio
it is very late at night and he is trying to finish a brand new pop/hiphop
hit for young artist
he is recording his own voice doing little yells
they will be deep in the mix
always leaving a part of himself in every song he makes
he is sad
now he is crying
what does his life mean
he has made very popular songs played in clubs all over the world
but what does it truly mean to touch another person
to connect w/ another human

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MY DREAM

Last night I have a dream
I am at stand up comedy club
it is expensive
I am sitting in the middle of comedy auditorium 

stand up comedian notices me because of my glasses
he starts to make jokes about me

he says a have v small penis
also i am a loser
he says that morally I am also a bad person
the summation of my entire life is also meaningless 

I try to leave but he follows me in large car
continuing thorough examination of my life and choices

why do I dream of this

SUPERBOWL

BLOOPER

THE REAL WORLD

MY RESTAURANT 

In the future I have a restaurant
I am the owner at least partially
it is a good restaurant
we serve traditional food
Cheeseburger, pancakes etc.
but in this restaurant all the seats are toilets
so it is easier for you, the customer

HIGHWAY

I am driving on highway
I am in my bright yellow Hummer car
it is 100% electric especially made for me
I have a custom licence plate
its says "ZZZZZZZ"
when you drive behind me you wonder
"what that mean"
then you see I am in my car asleep