Thank you, Google ImagesLike a lotus flower bomb out of the sky, "Sweeterman" washed over the internet and introduced us to the cringe-y yet charming Toronto lothario named Ramriddlz. While many were quick to dismiss the song as a joke, at Noisey, we firmly believed in the soft-spoken lyrics like " She can't handle me, she's a screamer/ She can't handle my wiener" while sharing the importance of artificial sweeteners. Little did we know, there was another version on the horizon. And little did we know it would be the 6 God of 6-Pack Wallflower refills from Bath & Body Works, Drake. Now, after premiering on OVO radio last year the song is finally here fully remastered and ribbed for your listening enjoyment.Drake strings the incredible perverse original into a lullaby for you and your partner. And the breakdown at the end when he lets it all go. The way his throaty coo wraps around your heart as he tells you about the prospect of being in the Cayman Islands. Does he actually say that? No, he doesn't say that. But that's not to say he didn't imply it. We need you right beside us, Drake. Forget the hard times, forget the tacky Coachella 2015 pic. You're the sweet cyanide that shows us beauty before pain. The temptation before tragedy. Let us love and be in love, with you.