According to the rules of life, something remarkably stupid has to happen every half-minute. So it goes without saying that vocal quartet The Tenors are not exempt to this rule and decided, in fact, to fully embody it. During the opening moments of last night's Major League Baseball’s All-Star game in San Diego one member took it upon himself to remix the “O Canada” lyrics mid-way through with an incredibly appropriate inclusion of #AllLivesMatter. As we all know, supporters of ALM—a term which snidely attempts to undercut the violent and unlawful treatment of blacks from police—are tone deaf in all facets of life so it’s not a surprise this extends the music. However, since this IS a music site and you all will complain about, “Dude, I don't come to Noisey for this,” we’ve decided it best to outline the troubled thought process behind this one man’s decision using, what else, pop bands.You can actually see the other #tenors slowly like at him like "what the fuck" when he starts his solo.@bruce_arthur pic.twitter.com/awZGTHjyk0
— Andy Cole (@AndyCole84) July 13, 2016
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Nevertheless, irrelevance is the last common theme they will probably share. For Pereira, an apology was sent out on The Tenors’ official twitter stating that he “will not be performing with The Tenors until further notice” with the artist himself following up with an eloquently foolish series of explantions for his actions. Meanwhile in the case of Chasez, some of you are likely just realizing there was someone in N'SYNC besides Timberlake and that other guy who keeps finding clever ways to finesse his last name into everything. Sometimes life balances out.Jabbari Weekes says fuck #AllLivesMatter and he is the Noisey Canada Editor. He’s also black so he won. Follow or slander him on Twitter.— The Tenors (@TenorsMusic) July 13, 2016