Illustration by Alex CookThis week, Havoc of seminal Queensbridge rap duo Mobb Deep got his Twitter hacked. This accounted for approximately 15 minutes of internet jokes before everyone forgot about it. At this point it’s an incident that might as well have happened 10 million years ago, but because I’m currently responsible for the dumbest column in the universe, my editor immediately gchatted me and here we are. Nobody knows how Havoc’s Twitter got hacked, but I would like to believe someone typed his name and “shookone” into the password field and grabbed access. So naturally, we figured it might be worth 10 seconds of your internet time to read our guesses ofwhat other musicians’ Twitter passwords might be.Rick Ross – wingstopNoel Gallagher – 3hunnaKanye West – headlikeahole666Wale – e34dfm2od (never reset his password)Paul McCartney – johnisdeadNathan Williams – dothedewJohn Maus - Thehumanunderstandingslowinitsadvancecouldnotstepatoncefromthetheologicalintothe positivephilosophythetwoaresoradicallyopposedthatanintermediatesystemofconceptionshasbeennecessarytorenderthetransitionpossibleJay-Z – illmaticSkrillex – mariashermanHow To Dress Well – boyzdontcryJustin Bieber – girlskissingirlsAC/DC – acdctwitter11111Ezra Koenig – Bilderberg4LifeAvicii – drewmillardTaylor Swift – joandidionPatrick Stickles – generationwussBaauer – boulevardofbrokendreamsNas – madeulookDrake – iamdrakePeter Hook – seriouslyhowballerisageofconsentFuture – andiwilltry2fixUHunter Hunt-Hendrix – killemallTrey Anastasio – noiseydotcomZachary Cole Smith – fuckitlolLuke Winkie's Twitter password is something about living in Texas. He's on Twitter — @luke_winkie
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