It had an aspect of Prime Time Wrestling but instead of the Cobra Clutch, a finishing move might include a yeast-infested crotch.
Last Friday, the second annual Island Rumble took place on the Toronto Island. Located behind Artscape Gibraltar point in a makeshift wrestling ring surrounded by screaming fans, match after match of vulgar, choreographed madness took place. It was put on by the League of Lady Wrestlers, an art collective who (obviously) love wrestling. It's kind of like the WWF's Prime Time Wrestling but in a back yard, with slightly more glitter and references to yeast infections—one of the finishing moves actually involved one wrestler smothering another one's face in her yeast-infected crotch. Another move involved bottling a "Misogynist Heckler" and there was even a match that made its way from Artscape onto the beach, where the host of the event announced her retirement and fought one last match in the water. With wrestling names like "The Stinker," "Helga Hysteria," and "Doughnut Messaround," they took their turns battling it out for what looked like ten trophies duct-taped together with a plastic baby doll on top. Never the less, it made for a glorious display of celebration and hilarity.