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VICE Without Context: 'Before Quitting, She Flashed the Principal Her Vagina'

VICE.com's most memorable lines from the week of April 17, presented with no context.

As copy editor of VICE.com, it's my job to read every word that appears on our site and make sure everything is in its right place—that all the commas and semicolons are where they need to be, names and places are spelled correctly, and "fuccboi" is written in the proper style. Over the course of the day, some sentences from our stories catch my eye, usually because they're good or funny or odd or compelling in some way. Often they're about sex. Here they are now, presented with zero context, for the week of April 17. To find out why they exist or how they were used, simply click the link for the full story.

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Before quitting, she flashed the principal her vagina.

- And I'll say it again: Paul Giamatti gets peed on.

You can put Pee Wee Herman in anything.

- Is being high an impairment?

Smart people will see it for what it is.

- And there's nothing about brand building that fits the definition of "drug trafficking" in the Controlled Substances Act.

- Some people were just made to suffer.

- The crowd cheered loudly as he also suggested it would be able to kill Mexicans.

- By the end of the night, he had made out with five different people.

- He was the only person I could trust with my secrets.

A child should not feel that he must let his mother kidnap him in order to secure her love.

- It was incredibly unusual to use such a large boat and to have it dragged by the dogs.

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