Watch the New Power Rangers Trailer Tear Your Childhood Apart

Power Rangers

Hmm as someone who actually grew up watching the original Power Rangers show, this is extremely confusing to me. On the one hand, yeah, I guess my sisters and I never missed an episode, but on the other hand, the Putty Patrollers were the least scary, downright comical villains of all time. The show is almost a parody of a normal fighting show. But hey, look, I'll watch this on Netflix as soon as it makes its way to VOD.

John Wick: Chapter 2

Huge, huge, huge, huge! John Wick 2 wowowowowow. Have you seen the first John Wick? It's everything a movie should be. Keanu Reeves. A puppy. Moody rain. Bad guys. Guns. So many guns. Chapter two looks equally great. Guns. A grown up puppy. More bad guys. Laurence Fishburne. I mean, Laurence Fishburne! God bless.

The Great Wall

Oh no, Matt Damon. I used to love you so much. I would watch Jason Bourne cook a six minute egg, you know what I mean? But this is… I don't even know what this is. Hollywood you can't keep making movies about Asian legends and keep casting white guys in wigs as the lead. Looking at you Tom Cruise!

Underworld 5

HAHAHAHA what?!? There's an Underworld FIVE?! I mean what the hell? Why are the vampires and lycans still fighting? Why is Selene still hanging around with this treacherous coven? Why are these humans so bad at killing supernatural armies that thrive on our blood? Ugh whatever, I will probably see this several times but only ever hungover. You can take my money but you will never take my dignity, Underworld!

Rogue One

Yeah relax, I know you've all seen this trailer 17 times by now. Follow Amil Niazi on Twitter.