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The Telegraph helpfully reminds us that the Australian accent has long been beset upon, "known for its flat tone, nasality, and elision to syllables." Many dialects mingle in the Australian accent—English, Irish, Aboriginal, and German—and a number of attempts to explain the Australian drawl have been floated over the years, most famously that "Australians mumble to avoid swallowing flies."There's an interesting and incredibly thorough wikiHow for anyone interested in successfully mimicking an Australian accent. It's a 12-step process that includes practical tips like turning R sounds at the end of words into "ah" and replacing hard A's with "aye." It also contains sentences like "The accent itself requires using your tongue, cheeks, and lips to almost 'chew' the words as you say them.""The Australian accent is sort of like going down a step in smartness, you could say," Australian actor and teen heartthrob Callan McAuliffe once told Movieline. "You guys [Americans] pronounce things as they're spelled. We add and abbreviate stuff."Frenkel seems to agree, writing, "the communication skills of most average Americans would be just below that of Australia's best speakers."But Frenkel believes there is hope for his country yet. "The holes in our education system reflect holes in our culture," he writes, calling for a fourth 'R'—rhetoric—to be added to the classroom culture alongside reading, writing, and arithmetic. Not doing so, he says, is costing the country not only some long overdue respect, but money. "Poor communication is evident among all sectors of Australian society and the annual cost to Australia may amount to billions of dollars," he writes, which is pretty impressive considering Australians already enjoy a low rate of unemployment, a steady economy, a robust education system, and a GDP growing at a faster rate than America's.Follow Brian on Twitter.Read on Motherboard: Like Animals, Languages Need Isolation to Thrive