Police Suspect a Woman Who Got Naked and Decimated a Subway Restaurant Was High on Spice

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Spice—or K2, or synthetic weed, or whatever you want to call it—is fucking awful. There's a reason that it's known as "the worst drug in the world," and the reason mostly comes down to it being a legal, easily accessible drug that often turns its users into freaky, psychopathic zombies.

The drug is currently ravaging cities like New York, Los Angeles, and London, but it's also doing some serious damage in Alaska. Spice-related emergencies skyrocketed in Anchorage last summer, and now the city's police suspect the drug is to thank for a woman who stripped naked and laid waste to a Subway sandwich shop Tuesday night, an Anchorage CBS affiliate reports.

"[The woman] disrobed, went fully nude, and kind of just went nuts," police Sgt. Shaun Henry told KTVA. "Started breaking furniture, destroyed the store, knocked over computers, ripped the ceiling down, sprayed a fire extinguisher all over, locked herself in the bathroom for a while, broke just about everything you could find."

Between Jared Fogel being the worst person imaginable, that kid finding a dead rat in his sandwich, and now this potentially Spice-induced rampage, Subway just can't seem to win one lately.