Issy Beech

The VICE Guide to Right Now

A Couple in Germany Tried To Name Their Baby Lucifer and 'The Man' said No

Absolute nanny state!!!
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Vice Guide to Right Now

Dogs Are Kept Awake by Their Worries, Just Like Us Pathetic Humans

No word yet on whether or not they're worrying about saying "you too" to a waiter who said "enjoy your meal".
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Vice Guide to Right Now

Why Is This Anti-Gay Marriage Pamphlet Using Paul Walker's Death as a Metaphor?

Let us see, shall we?
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Vice Guide to Right Now

The Sockless Boat Shoe Trend Has Caused Some Kind of Foot Fungus Epidemic

Lol God hates us.
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Your 2017 Guide to Cults and Fringe Religions

Wait a Minute, is Satanism Actually Really Great?

A weak but all-round enjoyable investigation.
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The VICE Guide to Self Improvement

Vulnerable Celebrities and the Managers Who Tried to Destroy Them

There's a long history of attorneys, managers, and so-called shrinks preying on cashed up stars who are out of their depth.
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The VICE Guide to Self Improvement

Can A Psychologist Cure My Worst Character Trait, Unstoppable Selfishness?

I don't want to be an inconsiderate arsehole for the rest of my life.
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Thanking God For 10 Years of 'Ratatouille', Literally a Perfect Film

The fourth biggest opening of any film in French cinema history, and five Oscar nominations made this unlikely Rat biopic one of the greats.
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Crazy Vegas Stepmom Party: We Need to Talk About the Female Ensemble Comedy

A new era of filmic fun is turning women into the joke.
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Everyone's Thought About Killing Me

I Asked the People in My Life How They Would Kill Me

And they did not hold back.
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In Defence of Actually Saying Goodbye to People

"Ghosting" is the absolute worst. Hear me out.
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'Vogue' Put Gigi in Zayn's Blazer and Now Toxic Gender Norms Are Over

“It’s not about gender,” Hadid says in her August cover story for the magazine. “It’s about, like, shapes.”
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