Julie Mitchell
Musical Horoscopes, Volume I
A new moon links with Uranus on the 2nd and a good rule of assholery is that to get away with acting like Kanye you need to be as talented as Kanye (Big Sean, take note).
Why Are YOU Mad About the Aaliyah Movie?
If you are a living human, you are upset about the fact that there is an Aaliyah biopic happening. This is an objective fact.
50 Cent Did an AMA and We All Learned Some Things
Mainly, we learned that 50 Cent is both amusing and great at evading questions.
Why Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow’s “Conscious Uncoupling” Makes Me Realize Divorce Is Underrated
Sure, maybe ten years ago they were happy trying to guess each other's middle names, but people change.