Kitty Gray

Drugs

The Story Of How I Finally Quit Doing Cocaine

It’s not just because I’m tired of being a bloodsucking ghoul. In 2018, blow isn’t what it used to be.
Kitty Gray
9.11.18
Travel

How to Travel with Your Parents and Not Want to Kill Them in Their Sleep

Travelling with your parents is excruciating as a child, but it's even worse as a somewhat grown, adultish human. The secret, as ever, is to simply numb yourself to reality.
Kitty Gray
8.4.16
Stuff

What Happened to All Our Old Weed Dealers?

In this newfound era of dispensary weed sales, I decided to get in touch with my old dealers to see whether they're still in the biz.
Kitty Gray
7.21.16
Stuff

Hey People, You Should Totally Follow This Advice to Get Laid from Online Dating

I've picked up a few idiot-proof tricks for online dating from my years of banging around. This is exactly how to get what you want from meeting a stranger over your phone.
Kitty Gray
11.18.15
Stuff

All the Drug Dealers You’re Bound to Meet in Your 20s

They won't remember you but you'll remember them for the rest of your life.
Kitty Gray
6.17.15
Stuff

After Years of Daily ‘Wake n’ Bakes’ I Faced My Battle with Psychological Weed Addiction

It's easy to smoke weed every day without admitting that you might feasibly have a problem.
Kitty Gray
4.10.15
Stuff

I Dated an MCAT Addict for Two Very High Months

On the morning of my 25th birthday, I woke up to find my brain had disappeared. My mental landscape was composed of only the odd tumbleweed and a few lonely crickets.
Kitty Gray
9.10.13