My Stupid, Sad Quest to Grow a Beard
I cannot grow out my facial hair. But I tried like hell.
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I Watched 15 Hours of ‘Fox & Friends’ and I Want to Die
Trump's favourite show is now five hours long and starts at 4 AM. I watched all of it for three days and it was INTENSE.
A Handwriting Analysis Laid My Soul Bare
And it was hollow.
I Wore Pheromones to Become a Sex God
Do the mysterious, unscented love-chemicals actually work?
The Ten Commandments Rewritten for Our Modern, Perilous Times
Chances are, you're already following them.
This Contract Is the Only Way to Make Sure Your Friends Actually Like You
Sign on the dotted line, so I know it's real.
I Used Dr. Bronner’s Soap for Everything and Now I'm Ruined
Washing your dishes and your genitals with the same soap is weird.